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11:22pm March 26, 2014

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Member: アンナ@ホケガミ充

Pixiv ID: 2526501 

Member: アンナ@ホケガミ充

11:18pm March 26, 2014

germanbrothers:

26 March 1827: Death of Ludwig von Beethoven.

So most people know of Ludwig von Beethoven as that musical guy who couldn’t use his ears and a guy who, like most Germans, had mastered the art of looking really angry all the time.

"What are you talking about, this is my happy face"

He is brilliant! One of the finest composers the world has ever known and a crucial figure in transitional music between Classical & Romantic eras in Western music. What a guy!

So here are some other really interesting facts about this dude!

  • He lost his hearing at the age of 26 and we still have no idea why!

  • But it may have had to do with the fact that he fucking dumped his head in cold water when he needed to stay awake!

  • He had the hots for a bootylicious countess, Giulietta Guicciardi, and she had the hots for him too, but like two star-crossed lovers, their class difference impeded any potential boot knocking, since he was just a commoner :(

  • His Moonlight Sonata is dedicated to her.

  • He fucking hated society and hated social class (hence the wanting to knock boots with a countess) and was notorious for confrontations at social gatherings.

  • It was so bad that one of his patrons, Archduke Rudolph was like “dude what-even-ever. Just…just let him do his thing.”

  • If he were playing at a gathering, he would fucking just up and stop playing if the audience was chatting to themselves during the performance or basically doing anything other than staring at him play piano.

  • Unsurprisingly, he may have suffered from Bipolar disorder!

So there you have it. God made this guy and was like “he’s gonna be brilliant. But he’s also gonna be an asshole. But to make up for him being an asshole, I’m going to make him deaf. Which is going to make him even worse of an asshole. Brilliant.”

11:16pm March 26, 2014

ask-cosplay-2p-england:

math hates me….I’m so sad now…I made a 54 on my math midterm…I’m gonna go curl up in my bed and die now…

11:15pm March 26, 2014
shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

11:14pm March 26, 2014

fasterthanwind-passionate-as-sin:

Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument

11:13pm March 26, 2014

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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11:12pm March 26, 2014

sushinfood:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

This scene was so real to me as a kid because I was struggling with school at the time, too. I think pretty much every kid I knew who saw this episode talked about it at school as being one of the most realistic things they’d seen on tv in a long time. Bart’s always portrayed as a screw up but when he honestly tries his best and can’t succeed it’s just so honestly painful.

11:10pm March 26, 2014

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

11:08pm March 26, 2014

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

aquavine:

mauraders-trap:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

More people reblogged this than there are in my COUNTRY??

Omg let’s make this to 10 million ++ !!

11:08pm March 26, 2014

the-chubby-nerd:

Me at a buffet:
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Me after a buffet:
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11:07pm March 26, 2014

squidward-tortellini:

fuckin hero

11:03pm March 26, 2014

cognato:

American Horror Story: Asylum