My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself
you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second
China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
- "White people, sheesh"
- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
- "It is a matter of gay or death"
- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
- "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
- "You an ass"
- "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
- "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
- "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
- "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
- "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
- "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
- "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
- "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
- "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
- "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
- "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
- "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
- "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
- "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"